6 Reasons Why Matt LeBlanc’s Mullet is All Time

[Edit Note: Bird Dog did not realize that Mister LeBlanc has decided to cut his beautiful mullet at the time of this article. But, his mullet was still amazing and the article is kind of funny, so we decided to run it anyway. YOLO]

I don’t write as much as I used to. Too busy doing boring biz stuff now-a-days, I guess. So, you know when I come out of the shed to drop some heat, it’s for good reason.

Today’s topic of discussion: LeBlanc and the mullhawk.

Often misunderstood, the mullet takes on many forms and meanings. For example, are you a hipster who prefers Pabst Blue Ribbon and Carhart? Perhaps you are a European soccer hooligan? Or maybe a Punk Rock kid from NYC? All are scenes that not only accept mullets but welcome and encourage them.

However, all these pales in comparison to the birthplace of the mullet. That, my friends, comes from rednecks. Traditionally located in the southern region of the United States, this is where one will find only the purest of the pure. The Kentucky waterfall, the Tennessee top hat, the Mississippi mud flap if you will.

Now on with the show and why LeBlanc’s mullicious mullay brought me out of blog retirement.

1. He’s from Louisiana, which means that bad boy he’s rocking probably grows that way naturally. Hell, I’d bet anything if we got a look at the family photos in his living room, there are some other dixie dusters being represented in this blood line.
   
2. It’s his pro debut. Yes, for only two rounds, but what an absolute power statement to rock the MacGyver while the world is watching. Ballsy, my friend. [Again, no more mullet]
   
3. The last name LeBlanc, along with the fact that he’s from Louisiana, leads me to believe he’s of French heritage. If true, that gives this mulet (that’s French for mullet. Google it!) an international flare. An almost impossible task to pull off, ranking this frollet on a global scale.
   
4. It’s untamed! Sure, he could slick that moet back and pass for business class, but that’s not the style he’s after. That thing is wild and untamed, making it the perfect fit for moto.
   
5. 10/90 is the ideal mullet ratio. While I’d measure LeBlanc’s as more of a 15/85, it’s heading in the right direction.
   
6. Slaw mistakenly claimed that LeBlanc’s neck-warmer outranked Damon Bradshaw’s 1988 mullet. While that is complete blasphemy it does put him in a similar class of badass. LeBlanc may never overtake the Beast from the East, but I would rank it slightly higher than Jean-Michel Bayle’s.

I hope you enjoyed. Time for me to head back to the shadows to build more spreadsheets until someone else does something worthy enough for me to come back out of retirement.

Until then. Viva la Vurb.