Bird Dog
So Ryan Hughes bought a pig. Despite the hours per week I spend following the episodic wonder I call “Life with Ryan” I don’t know if he recently purchased this pig, if he raised it from birth or if it were a gift from a friend? Regardless, Ryno bought a pig to share his life with and I felt that to be worth discussing.
A few things that make me happy about this.
1. It’s a tough ass animal, just like Ryno. Look at him in this pic snuggled up with two badass looking pits. Does he look scared? Hell naw! He fits right in. And Ryno shows how great of a human he is with the caption about accepting everyone. I love it!
2. Pigs are smart! Their intelligence is higher than a dog’s, some primates and even young human children. Boom! So all you fools out there having babies need to step back and recognize the power move Ryno just made here.
3. Pigs are actually very clean animals. They keep their toilets far from their living or feeding areas. So stop buying into what society tells you about pigs and learn the facts for yourself.
4. They learn tricks faster than dogs, which is awesome.
5. Pigs like to get massages. This is a real fact and it’s awesome. How sick would it be to schedule a 90 min deep tissue with your pig by your side? I’m talking hot stones and all!
6. Pigs are incredibly social, so their fun at parties. I mean, just look at the cute ass pic of him hanging with the pits. Not just any animal is going to mesh well with that crew, but the pig certainly can.
So that kind of concludes my story. If you’re new to this piece, I basically have a heterosexual crush on Ryan Hughes and sometimes write articles about how awesome he is. If you want to read more click here and indulge in all the awesomeness that is Ryno’s life.
