Welcome to the fourth ever (weekly) Vurbmoto Punday Monday, where we have enlisted the help of the two puniest dudes we know: Randy “FMIP” Richardson and Dylan “Chicago Dog” Jackson.
Each week, Randy and C Dog (and maybe VurbWes) will put together their punniest headlines from around the world of supercross/motocross.
We will post said puns on this website. Want to join in on the action: drop a comment below and we may give away a free t-shirt if it is good.
Randy’s
⁃ Houston, we have a Deegan
⁃ Antsy Anstie rocks and puts it on the box! 🥈
⁃ Lots of haters on Haiden quiet after his Deegan deep efforts result in 4th in pro debut!
⁃ Several riders hoped to find additional speed coming into Houston round but instead only found cowboy hats. 🤠
⁃ Houston’s sandy corner proves to be a real beach 🏝
⁃ Sexton ship loses wind and sails to second
⁃ Dirt Wurx asks Coty Schock if he’ll stay after race to help finish moving bridge out of NRG Stadium
⁃ AC let’s it all hang out… behind a porta potty and pays a $1,000 pee-pee fee-fee 💦💵
C-Dog’s
– Hunter becomes the Hunter: Can anyone challenge Lawrence for the East Coast title?
– Coty turns bridge into Schock-absorber in Houston
– Return of the (to)mac: Eli back on top in Houston
– Danger Report ⚠️: Deegan snags a top-5 in SX debut
Main image: Feld Motor Sports