Power Rankings: Who Would WE Hire as a Riding Coach?

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POWER RANKINGS ARE HERE!

Troy Dog and Slaw Dog are back for another round of Power Rankings! Yes, we understand that other power rankings lists exist, but OURS matter more. They just do mate! We pull more weight and our opinions are always spot on. So, if you make the list then you’re an absolute unit!

The offseason is here and that means we’re going to get creative and come up with some pretty amazing topics to rank. First up: who would WE hire as a riding coach?

Troy Dog

  1. My buddy Trey Canard would be my ultimate choice for a riding coach. Have you ever watched him ride? That’s what I want to look like when I ride. I want to be centered with the elbows in attack position, smooth, and I want the scrubbing power! He worked with the great Tim Ferry as well, so he has all that knowlege. I also want someone cool to hang out with in my crew and be at the track with me.
  2. STEW! Did you see what he did for Chase Sexton? He’s my all-time favorite rider…why wouldn’t I want him to be my coach?
  3. RC! Would he be able to teach me how he went so damn fast? I’m sure some of his mom’s great teachings could be passed onto me as well. If you don’t have the GOAT on your list then what are you doing?
  4. The O’Show was one of my dad’s favorite riders and he’s had so much success as a trainer. He’s now helping out the Lawrence brothers, but I think I can persuade him over to my team.
  5. Ryno needs to be on my list because if he’s not he will probably fight me. Spoiler alert: I don’t want to fight Ryno. I saw a clip where he was wondering why more riders don’t hire him more and I’m wondering the same thing. With Ryno you will get some unorthodox methods that have been proven time and time again to be successful. I’ve seen this dude sun his bum even. My buddies Jeff Emig and Denny Stephenson would disown me if I didn’t hire their buddy Ryno.

Slaw Dog

(Editor’s Note: I don’t know where Slaw is.)

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Written by Troy Dog

Faster than Slaw Dog. Editor-in-Chief

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