Troy Dog
Hey guys, I just wanted to drop a quick bit of BREAKING NEWS on you this morning and say that Levi Kitchen has returned.
No I’m not talking about his first ever 1-1 sweep in Pro Motocross, I’m talking about returning to his amazing comments on Instagram.
You see the main image on this post? That trophy should actually say, ‘Winner of IG Comments’, or something…
Let’s go back and paint this picture for you guys. A few years ago Levi Kitchen, Nick Romano, and Matt LeBlanc were all coming up as amateurs on the Star Racing program. These three caught my eye as roasting one another on every post that each of them would put up.
That was the best part about all of this, is that even if they didn’t want to post something, well they had to, this is part of the job. Whether it be the caption, how one of them looked, or even something simple as the song choice, these guys would clown one another for something. It’s great.
I wish that I could go back to some of my favorites, but they’ve had so many! I have brought this up with both Kitchen and LeBlanc on my Squad Pod. I was just saying that I’m glad they do it and basically they said that they had to. How could they not? I asked to be a part of the group and tried to prove myself, but I think they realized I’m too old for their group. Things went quiet. Kitchen has been ghosting me too. I messed something up, maybe?
Anyway, Kitchen commented on this banger last night that Romano put up. Look at the caption.
Kitchen put, “Y’all ain’t passed a sound test all season what you mean”.
We can work around the spelling and punctuation errors, but the savagery is back. Kitchen took a caption and a topic everyone was freaking out about after Southwick and made a dig at his former team.
10/10 on the execution.
If I were Romano I would retaliate quickly with something, perhaps a mom joke? Yet, I’ve met Kitchen’s mom and she’s a very nice, genuine, and kind lady (his dad is awesome too), so Romano can’t really do that.
I’ll keep an eye on this breaking news. It’s been a slow week, but I dropped everything to report on this Kitchen comment. The savagery is back and I’m here for it. This is the type of news I like to report.
Here’s hoping that Kitchen continues doing this, like old times, here’s hoping that Romano claps back, and let’s hope LeBlanc can come back out from hiding to truly hammer these dudes in the comments.
One day, I hope to be accepted into their little IG club, but until then I’ll have to prove myself. We’ll keep trying.
Let me cook Chef.
Main Image: Octopi Media
