Chicago Dog
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Welcome to the sixth ever (weekly) Vurbmoto Punday Monday, where we have enlisted the help of the two puniest dudes we know: Randy “FMIP” Richardson and Dylan “Chicago Dog” Jackson.
Each week, Randy and C Dog will put together their punniest headlines from around the world of supercross/motocross.
We will post said puns on this website. Want to join in on the action: drop a comment below.
FMIP:
⁃ “Thrasher got robbed in last turn in Tampa, 17 other riders got robbed in Oakland”
⁃ “Round 2 yields results similar to the previous 5 rounds”
⁃ “Pit Rumors: Bausch & Lomb to sponsor Barcia as he simply cannot pass without making contact(s)!”
⁃ “I had a great pun about Sexton winning the race but I decided to throw it away”
C-Dog:
-“Just like the Raiders, most of the riders would have rather been in Vegas”
-“Chase-ing his own tail: Sexton w/ another race win thrown away”
-“Jett turns on after-burners and blows the rest of the field back across the bay”
-“Multiple bikes come up missing in Oakland. Meanwhile, Suzuki hauler left unlocked and everything remained untouched”
-“Tomac raps: If you’re havin whoop problems I feel bad for you Sexton, I hit 31 whoops and still won Oakland”
-“Bamela Slamderson takes out AC in sneaky pass”
-“The Coop Troop marches all the way to a 2nd place finish”
Main image: Honda HRC
