Following a 99.8% accuracy rate in 2023, Slaw is back to bring you some flaming hot bold predictions for the ENTIRE 17 round Monster Energy Supercross Championship. Stay tuned all season long.
As the greatest wrastler alive, Ric Flair, once said: “I’m the stylin’, profilin’, limousine riding, jet flying, kiss-stealing, wheelin’ and dealin’ son of a gun.”
As always, I will review my picks from Glendale before getting into Arlington.
Prediction | Half the Field Ends Up at Waste Management, Hammered
It’s always surprised me how many riders enjoy golf. You wouldn’t think the two sports go together, but here we are. One of the craziest events of the golf calendar–The Waste Management Open–is down the road at Scottsdale and that place is electric. I could totally see AP showing up there on Sunday, no shirt, chugging a beer. Amazing.
This event was an amazing disaster. People were so hammered they literally cut off alcohol sales. No idea if any riders made it, but assuming some did.
Slawdiction: 100 out of 10.
Kitchen Wins
I will not make a Kitchen cooks joke.
I will not make a Kitchen cooks joke.
I will not make a Kitchen cooks joke.
I will not make a Kitchen cooks joke.
Either way, he wins this weekend with the West Region back.
Race was so long ago, I don’t even remember what happened.
Slawdiction: Incomplete.
Jett Goes Back to Back
If he gets the holeshot, it’s over. Just sayin!
Race was so long ago, I don’t even remember what happened.
Slawdiction: Incomplete.
Tomac Rebounds
No idea what happened to Tomac last weekend. I’ve heard just about everything. Star Racing team manager Jeremy Cooker did tell the Weege: “There was not a shock failure in any way,” wrote Coker today in a text message. “His current shock setup is good on harder, drier tracks. When we got to the sticky, rutty dirt like this weekend it sucked the rear of the bike down and in turn gave him arm pump.”
So, there’s that. Either way, Tomac rebounds this weekend with a podium.
Race was so long ago, I don’t even remember what happened.
Slawdiction: Incomplete.
Trasher Podiums
He’s so good right now. I’ve been so impressed with him. Throw out A1 and he’s in this title fight.
Race was so long ago, I don’t even remember what happened.
Slawdiction: Incomplete.
Now to Arlington, the Crown Jewel of the series.
What Times Does Deegan Race?
The East Region is back and I know its coming, you know its coming, so let’s just embrace it: WHAT TIME IS DEEGAN RACING?
Har Dog Is Back
I know very little about hip injuries, so I’m hesitant to put expectations on the Har Dog’s return. Can he still unlock his hips? If so, I expect big things.
Masterpool Debuts
Supercross has not come easy for Mister Masterpool and now he’s jumping into the 450 Class in a field that has six races under their belts. Honestly, I think if he makes the main that’s a win in his and my book.
Forkner Cooks
I got him for another win. Different dude this year.
Cowboy Hats Galore
Seriously, over/under 100 cowboy hats on track walk? I’m going over.
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