WE’RE BACK, BABY! Kids don’t like reading long stories these days, so I’ll keep the intro short and sweet. Read on for some fire ass bold predictions for Fox Raceway 2.
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Prediction
Is the real Austin Forkner finally standing up? After a horrid start to the season, Forkner has gone 6-4-5 over the last three motos and is showing the form that made him a past title contender. I think he continues to trend upward this weekend and scores another top five overall.
5-5 for fifth overall!!!!! DOES IT GET ANYMORE ACCURATE THAN THAT? No. No it doesn’t and I will award myself the highest ever point total for a prediction ever.
Slawdiction: 1,000,000 out of 10.
Prediction
As the great Ralph Sheheen would say, Jett’s brother, Hunter, turned the corner last weekend. He was back on the podium for the first time since going 1-1 at Southwick! Yeah, that was a long time ago. Guess what though, doggies? He’s back and I like him for another moto podium this weekend.
Jett’s brother was nowhere to be found at Ironman. Did he race? 🤷🏻♂️
Slawdiction: -9 out of 10.
Prediction
1-1-3-1-3-2-3-1 those are Jeremy Martin’s moto scores since Spring Creek. Dude is straight up en fuego right now and if not for an early season injury would be right in the thick of this title chase. Injuries or not, J-Dog is still out there giving it the beans and winning. And guess what? He’s gonna continue that this weekend with another overall. LEAD SLAW LOCK OF THE WEEK.
Well…. this could have been accurate but then Jeremy lawn darted and broke his arm and is now out for the season. Get well soon, J Dog!
Slawdiction: 0 out of 10.
Prediction
Dyl-Dog is beginning to remind me of when Eli Tomac used to get hot late in the race and there was just no stopping him. Thanks to the Weege, we now have what is called “Dylan Danger Zone.” He enters it this weekend in one of the motos and comes from behind to take a W.
No Danger Zone needed for Dyl-Dog as he led EVER SINGLE LAP of the first moto!
Slawdiction: 5 out of 10.
Prediction
One of the most overlooked storylines the last few weeks has been Ryan Surratt. Not anymore, because he just made Slawdictions! I have no idea what his program is like, but I doubt it’s anywhere near some of the dudes he’s been beating. He’s gone 17-14-11-20-19 over the last five motos. Damn impressive if you ask me. I like him for TWO more top 20 moto scores this weekend.
HOT DAMN! Surratt is on fire right now! He went 14-13 for 12th overall and by my math, those are ALL inside the top 20.
Slawdiction: 10 out of 10.
On to Fox Raceway 2….
There Will Be 5 “Where Is Grant Langston” Vital Threads Created on Saturday
Just sayin….
Dyl-Dog Wraps Up the Title in a Bun
Dylan Ferrandis leads Ken Roczen by 50 entering Saturday, so all he needs to do is gain one point on Kenny to claim the title. LEAD SLAW LOCK OF THE WEEK, Dylan gets the damn thing done and delivers Yamaha it’s first title since Langston in 2007.
Penultimate Round
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Jett Extends His Points Lead
Jett has caught fire at just the right time and had a huge points swing last weekend. And don’t forget, he’s won the last two overalls at Fox Raceway. I like him for the overall again, as he nears his first title.
Team USA Is NOT Announced
Team USA is expected to be announced tomorrow. Call it a hunch, but I don’t think it gets announced. Stay tuned.
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