Troy Dog
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As you all know from my interview with Christian Craig, I keep tabs on him through his wife’s TikTok sometimes, which is where I found the topic of today’s conversation.
I need a babysitter so that my wife Ginger Dog and I can get a night out for our upcoming ten-year wedding anniversary on July 19.
Judging by this Danger Boy Deegan highlight reel, he looks like the perfect man for the job.
My two boys Bub Dog (5) and Duke Dog (3) look like they will be in perfect hands as soon as Danger picks them up for their 45th body slam of the day.
When I watch this reel I relish in the fact that I’m not alone. My kids climb, run, rave, fight, wrestle, body slam, and spin in circles ALL DAY LONG. They don’t run out of energy. It’s nice to see that all of you out there are facing the same challenges as I am. Cheers Paige and Christian. I see you.
I’ve been going about this all wrong. You don’t bring the grandparents in to babysit, as they don’t have enough energy to keep up with the kiddos. You need to bring in someone who is an expert kid, one who has been there and done that, and is still fresh…Deegs is the perfect candidate.
I can just hire Deegs to come in and try to wear my kids out. He can run them all day long and spin them and whatever else it is that they need. I haven’t figured out how the actual ‘taking care’ of the kids part goes with Deegs as the sitter, but we’ll get there. We’ll get there when it’s time.
I believe the secret is now out. Babysitting is the way to run 2:10s at the end of the Motos and ride like a savage for the duration of the race. THIS is single reason for Deegan’s success this summer. Good job Paige, now maybe other riders will start asking if they can babysit as well. We’ll never miss a T-Swift concert again!
Then after the kids go to sleep for the night we can bro down and talk about the Danger Zone and who we can throw shade at next while we paint.
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