T-Dog's Takes: What's In Dean-O's Bag?

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I can’t help but notice this season that our longtime friend Dean Wilson has been experimenting with some bags on track walk. At first I wasn’t sure if the bags served a purpose or if it was just a fashion statement. Knowing Dean, he’s always on the cutting edge of the next big craze in the fashion world (as you’ll see below in the featured photo).

Seeing as how Ludacris is trending and Dean-O is always trending, I figured this was a perfect opportunity to play my new favorite game: It’s called Whatchu Got in That Bag? It’s fun for the whole family. What I didn’t expect, was that my fun game would slowly turn into the biggest investigative journalism piece of my career.

Things That I Think Are In Dean’s Bag

A Rockstar Energy Drink
Diapers and wipes (For the kiddo, not him)
A bear trap for Vince Friese
A Filet O’Fish
Tums and Pepto Bismal
A 2009 Lil Wayne mixtape
Spare underpants for McAdoo
Zebra pants
A copy of Hot Rod the movie
Another bag

Filet O’Fish?

Zebra Pants

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As you know I, Troy Dog, was recently snubbed for AMA Media Member of the Year Award. The boys over at Vital MX received the award, but I think Darkside is on the roids, so I might challenge this ruling. Anyway, I did my research and dug into this bag figuratively, and not literally of course. I would never snoop through another riders belongings (except Marshal Weltin’s HEP locker, but it was technically my locker to begin with).

I went right to the source. I asked Dean-O straight up what was in his bag. He told me that it was just a camera. Okay, sure now that you mention it, it does look like a camera bag. I’ve seen Wes carry something like that once.

Still not happy with my findings, I dug deeper into this mess. I found another picture and another bag. I’m trying to catch Dean in ‘aha’ sort of questioning as most reporters do nowadays.

After a very long questioning, Dean finally came clean. He had a pack of Marlboro Reds in his bag. He said that they helped him reach the best finish of his season so far that night. He’s not upset about it.

There you have it. An incredible display of investigative journalism performed at the highest level by yours truly. Sorry for the in-depth questioning Dean-O. I had to play hardball for the people, for your fans, and I owe it to this sport. You found the secret to success and now your fellow racers know as well.

You’re welcome. Bring on the next case.

Images: Octopi Media