Chicago Dog
We’re not as cool as Moses (major kudos for the sea-spreading) but we’ve come up with 12 (!) funnier (we think) Commandments that only apply to the (deep breath) Monster Energy American Motorcyclist Association Amateur Motocross National Championship (AKA the MEAMAAMNC as it’ll never be known) at Loretta Lynn’s Ranch.
The track also features a section called the 10 Commandments, so it kind of makes sense to come up with our own that EVERYONE MUST FOLLOW!!!!
Did we miss a commandment? Leave your wittiest line in the comments below. Best one wins a free shirt!
1.) Thou shall honor thy Loretta Lynn
2.) Thou must know every word to “Coal Miner’s Daughter”
3.) Thou shall never drink the creek water
4.) Thou can’t jump off the bridge, but thou should
5.) Thou shall not puke in thy friends camper
6.) Do unto others golf carts as you would have done unto yours
7.) Thou shall not murder…someone else’s RV toilet
8.) Thou shall not covert thy 65cc rider’s mom
9.) Thou shall not get caught TTF
10.) Thou shall not claim another rider’s $80,000 supermini
11.) Thou must take at least one bath in the creek
12.) Repeatest after thou… Thy must tell everyone it is, what it is
Honor thy father and thy mother… As well as thy mother’s “special” friend to help buy you a new supermini.
Thou shall get sloppy with another riders sister in the shower house
Oh gosh you guys, there’s little coney dogs on this site. Let’s keep it classy!
Thou shall stand at the top of entrance hill to get internet / cell service
Thou shalt protest (and complain about) all retired pros in the 25+ and 40+ class.
Thou shall teardown every pdub for 4-6 shaft class glory
Thou shall not punch thy fellow mini dad in thy mouth.
Thou shall drink water or thou shall die