Things I Would Rather Have Happen to Me Than What Austin Forkner Went Through

Did you guys see what happened to Austin Forkner? My goodness gracious. To lose a third of your pancreas and spleen, I can’t think of much worse.

Here is a list of things, in no particular order, that I would rather have happened to me that are also pretty painful, but not as painful as what he went through:

Get punched in the d***.

Get a root canal.

Get kicked in the d***.

Get shot in the foot.

Get punched in the face.

Get a slaw dog stuck in my throat.

Get shot with a staple gun.

Get a shot at the doctor’s office.

Get run over with a wheel barrow.

Fall off a small step.

Crash my dirtbike, but not as bad as Austin.

Be stuck in a small bathroom with 6 or 9 tarantula. (This could be up for debate.)

Step on a rake and have it hit my face, four times in a row.

Jump off a high diving board.

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