Vurbmoto Punday Monday: Anaheim 1

Welcome to the first ever (weekly) Vurbmoto Punday Monday, where we have enlisted the help of the two puniest dudes we know: Randy “FMIP” Richardson and Dylan “Chicago Dog” Jackson.

Each week, Randy and C Dog will put together their punniest headlines from around the world of supercross/motocross.

We will post said puns on this website. 

Want to join in on the action: drop a comment below or follow @vurbmoto on IG, Twitter and Facebook and drop YOUR best pun. Wherever you want to submit your puniest headline, we will find it. Shout out to Darkside for the idea many months ago while Wes was on the Wrap Up Show (RIP).

The following week, we will announce a winner and they get some awesome prizes.

1st place: Gets a FREE Vurbmoto t-shirt plus a one time 40% off code to shopvurb.com.
2nd place: Gets a one time 30% off code to shopvurb.com.
3rd place: Gets a one time 15% off code to shopvurb.com.

Now, enjoy Randy and C Dog’s puns from Anaheim 1.

Randy’s:

“Mookie is not a fluky”

“Cooper shakes of his cobWEBBs”

“We donut what Jett will think of next”

“It’s an all new Oldenburg”

“With all his OnlyFans money, Logan’s gotta a new Karnow” 

“Kicking Kenny is off to a good start”

“Tomac single-handedly spanks the over-under bridge AND the competition”

“Jett looked Krispy as he Kremed the competition” 

In Weege’s voice…“The revs are up, the gate is down… and unfortunately, so is Forkner”

C Dog’s:

“The Book of Eli” writes another epic chapter at A1″

“Forkners Law: If he can find bad luck, he will”

“Mellow Yellow: Ken puts the Suzuki in the top five to start the season”

“Donut worry, Jett is still Jett. Lawrence Wins Anaheim”

“The Coop Troop marches on: Webb on the podium at A1”

Main image: Kawasaki

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