Slaw Dog
We here at vurbmoto like to keep a certain standard when reporting news or offering opinions. We’d like to consider ourselves stalwarts of the journalistic community. In that regard, we need to address a very pressing matter.
Following the Loretta Lynn’s Amateur National, Slaw ranked the very best names at the event. It included such gems as, but not limited to: Matteo Spitali-Gallegos, Kash Cain, Kayky DePinho, Agustin Barreneche, and Diesel Thomas.
(FYI: Don’t @ me with your list. Slaw’s list is the only list that matters.)
Ranked #12 on our list was Australian Tiger Wood. Great name, right?
WELL, IT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO OUR ATTENTION THAT IT IS ALL FALSE! HIS REAL NAME IS THOMAS! TIGER IS JUST A NICKNAME!
You have to commit to this, which is why we respect Matthew LeBlanc’s parents so much. Full commitment there.
Look, we’re sure Thomas is a cool guy and all, but THOMAS WOOD does not rank in the top 20 of coolest names. For this, Slaw is sorry.
Sorry, Thomas, decent name, but nowhere near top 20.
Read the entire list here.
